I stabbed ur grandma because dat bitch stole my taco

[Finchwizard]

Very interesting title, I knew it would get your attention.

Saw this, thought it would get some good laughs.

Pick the month you where born;

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I smoked
5 - I ate
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I slept with
9 - I smoked with
10 - I punched
11 - I cuddled with
12- I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on;

01 - a tooth pick
02 -a jew
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - a bag of weed
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - a horse
08 - a easter egg
09 - a jew
10 - an orange
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bisexual
14 - a whore
15 - the trojan man
16 - a stripper
17 - patrick star
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - the kool **** man
20 - a toothbrush
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a pornstar
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - your dealer
30 - Spongebob
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing;

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because dat bitch stole my taco
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs

[j.rhy@n]

I killed a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs !!!

wtf If I had boobs I would play with them all day !!!

[anticitizen013]

I needed a whore because I'm a pimp and youre jealous.

Garharhar!

[AlecRyben]

"I Banged my crush because I've got abs"

I'll be damned, this sh!t really works!

[garylouden]

I needed Paris Hilton because im a god in bed


works pritty well ><

[Bravo]

"i stabbed a jew because im a pimp and you're jealous" hahahaha

[kwak]

i cuddled with your dealer because the lil people told me to

wtf?

[Jeremy]

"I needed a tooth pick because I am a pimp and you are jelous"

wtf.

[WLADYC]

'I punched my lover because I love marijuana'

LoL

[Food]

I smoked a homo because i have a noodle in my nose

[Recrofne]

I needed an orange because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

The funny thing is I'm actually eating an orange at the moment of posting this.

[morbias]

I killed a french fry because I have AMAZING boobs


at least, that's what I'll tell them in court.

[Estima8tor]

I smoked a tooth pick because I love marijuana?

Hmmmm....

[Armoured]

edit

[d_mouse]

i banged your dealer because i'm a pimp and your jealous

[waway625]

I Banged a jar of honey because my moma made me

[Waylander]

I stabbed a ninja turtle because I like Marajuana

Although given our different date format, we would have 'a ninja turtle I stabbed because.....' which rather surreally makes sense as well...

[Boing]

I needed a bowl of cereal because dat bitch stole my taco.

Mental!

[llerenaprincipe]

i run naked with your grandma because i love marijuana

[mb]

I stabbed a jew because I love marijuana.

[llerenaprincipe]

anyone else loves marijuana?

[Gromuhl'Djun]

I smoked with spongebob because that bitch stole my taco :S

[scipio]

I killed a pornstar because im a god in bed

[Decane]

I cuddled with the trojan man because I've got abs.

1.) I'm not gay, so I don't cuddle with men.
2.) Who cuddles with anyone because they have abs?

[DrSiN]

I smoked the Trojan Man becuase im a God in bed.

hmm :S