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I stabbed ur grandma because dat bitch stole my taco
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Default I stabbed ur grandma because dat bitch stole my taco - 07-17-2007, 12:25 | posts: 16,460 | Location: Locked in Guru3D Server Room. Help!

Very interesting title, I knew it would get your attention.

Saw this, thought it would get some good laughs.

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Pick the month you where born;

1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I smoked
5 - I ate
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I slept with
9 - I smoked with
10 - I punched
11 - I cuddled with
12- I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on;

01 - a tooth pick
02 -a jew
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - a bag of weed
05 - Paris Hilton
06 - a homo
07 - a horse
08 - a easter egg
09 - a jew
10 - an orange
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bisexual
14 - a whore
15 - the trojan man
16 - a stripper
17 - patrick star
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - the kool **** man
20 - a toothbrush
21 - a homeless guy
22 - my lover
23 - my crush
24 - a pornstar
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a bowl of cereal
29 - your dealer
30 - Spongebob
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing;

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because dat bitch stole my taco
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Becase the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - Because thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:30 | posts: 2,319 | Location: Germany - But British

I killed a stripper because I have AMAZING boobs !!!

wtf If I had boobs I would play with them all day !!!
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:31 | posts: 3,477 | Location: Toronto, Canada

I needed a whore because I'm a pimp and youre jealous.

Garharhar!
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:41 | posts: 7,776 | Location: Utopia Planitia, Mars

"I Banged my crush because I've got abs"

I'll be damned, this sh!t really works!
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:44 | posts: 1,071 | Location: Scotland

I needed Paris Hilton because im a god in bed


works pritty well ><
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:44 | posts: 866 | Location: Germany

"i stabbed a jew because im a pimp and you're jealous" hahahaha
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:47 | posts: 6,569 | Location: Galactic Sector QQ7 Active J Gamma

i cuddled with your dealer because the lil people told me to

wtf?
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:48 | posts: 4,072 | Location: -

"I needed a tooth pick because I am a pimp and you are jelous"

wtf.
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:50 | posts: 630 | Location: +62-22

'I punched my lover because I love marijuana'

LoL
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 12:50 | posts: 2,239 | Location: Around The World

I smoked a homo because i have a noodle in my nose

   
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Default 07-17-2007, 13:01 | posts: 2,932 | Location: Texas

I needed an orange because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

The funny thing is I'm actually eating an orange at the moment of posting this.
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 13:15 | posts: 12,690 | Location: Southampton, UK

I killed a french fry because I have AMAZING boobs


at least, that's what I'll tell them in court.


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Default 07-17-2007, 13:49 | posts: 2,575 | Location: Virginia, USA

I smoked a tooth pick because I love marijuana?

Hmmmm....
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:02 | posts: 2,068

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Last edited by Armoured; 03-18-2012 at 03:48.
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:12 | posts: 950 | Location: Land Down Under

i banged your dealer because i'm a pimp and your jealous
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:16 | posts: 7,951 | Location: Singapore

I Banged a jar of honey because my moma made me
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:26 | posts: 696 | Location: Dundee, Scotland

I stabbed a ninja turtle because I like Marajuana

Although given our different date format, we would have 'a ninja turtle I stabbed because.....' which rather surreally makes sense as well...
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:26 | posts: 86 | Location: UK

I needed a bowl of cereal because dat bitch stole my taco.

Mental!
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:29 | posts: 7,534 | Location: Carrollton,Ky

i run naked with your grandma because i love marijuana
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:55 | posts: 1,727 | Location: Germany

I stabbed a jew because I love marijuana.
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 14:57 | posts: 7,534 | Location: Carrollton,Ky

anyone else loves marijuana?
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 15:08 | posts: 5,264 | Location: Netherlands

I smoked with spongebob because that bitch stole my taco :S
   
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I killed a pornstar because im a god in bed
   
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Default 07-17-2007, 15:14 | posts: 5,062 | Location: England (/Finland)

I cuddled with the trojan man because I've got abs.

1.) I'm not gay, so I don't cuddle with men.
2.) Who cuddles with anyone because they have abs?
   
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I smoked the Trojan Man becuase im a God in bed.

hmm :S
   
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