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05-16-2002, 09:43
| posts: 1,934 | Location: Malaysia
WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")<br>
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When I find my code in tons of trouble,<br>
Friends and colleagues come to me,<br>
Speaking words of wisdom:<br>
"Write in C."<br>
<br>
As the deadline fast approaches,<br>
And bugs are all that I can see,<br>
Somewhere, someone whispers"<br>
"Write in C."<br>
<br>
Write in C, write in C,<br>
Write in C, write in C.<br>
LISP is dead and buried,<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,<br>
for science it worked flawlessly.<br>
Try using it for graphics!<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours<br>
Debugging some assembly,<br>
Soon you will be glad to<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
Write in C, write in C,<br>
Write In C, yeah, write in C.<br>
Only wimps use BASIC.<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
Write in C, write in C,<br>
Write in C, oh, write in C.<br>
Pascal won't quite cut it.<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
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Guitar Solo<br>
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Write in C, write in C,<br>
Write in C, yeah, write in C.<br>
Don't even mention COBOL.<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
And when the screen is fuzzy,<br>
And the edior is bugging me.<br>
I'm sick of ones and zeroes.<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
A thousand people people swear that T.P.<br>
Seven is the one for me.<br>
I hate the word PROCEDURE,<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
Write in C, write in C,<br>
Write in C, yeah, write in C.<br>
PL1 is 80's,<br>
Write in C.<br>
<br>
Write in C, write in C,<br>
Write in C, yeah, write in C.<br>
The government loves ADA,<br>
Write in C.<br>
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p.s. J/K <IMG SRC="smileys/smile.gif">
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