Chuck Norris is Crysis!! Remember Chuck Norris does not flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
A clever move Chuck Norris, it all makes sense now. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Or his toupe, chuck norris is joke in him self never mind all the jokes about him. On topic though is is high OC, to bad it not a realistic OC like most these records