I freaking hate alcohol!

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  1. NomadAssassin

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    I did it again. Got drunk on vodka :bang: Now I'm not making this thread on why should drinking be with some norms or anything like that. I actually can not understand why would anyone like alcohol for anything but cleaning stuff with it. I tastes bad and makes you feel bad.
    Oh yeah and smoked for first time in my life last night and it retardedly bad and stupid. No im not kid im grown man by the way.
    Damn it with friends like mine im going to be on heroine until mom comes back home in September. Im a low life now :/
     
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    I recommend Zubrowka vodka with cranberry juice.
     
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    No thank you man but I'll pass.
     
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    sounds like you just need more practice or some MTFU Pills!!! :D
     

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    Doesn't understand why anyone drinks it

    But keeps doing it....

    M'kay..
     
  6. NomadAssassin

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    Ah yes of course I figured you from the northern countries would try to seduce me. Doesn't matter I has a new mission in my life. It is to spit and talk ill of your precious. Scottish, Russian and the Scandinavians gonna hate one me hahahaha.
     
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    You are like that in the UK every Friday or when here on the Bulgarian beaches drinking the fake, cheap and illegal gypsy alcohol. Russians are the same.
     
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    I was at the Casino last night and I ordered some fruity concoction from the bar that was just fantastic. Wish I remembered what it was called. I walked out with more money than I went in with so the drinks were free.

    I can't hate on alcohol because the bottle was my buddy for a few months when I got divorced 8 years ago. Me, the Cap'n, Jose, Jim, and occasionally Jack.
     

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    These are my friends so I know that. But we are not the heavy drinkers of Europe, not by a long shot. Now if you ask some bulgarian he'd proudly say 'no one drinks more than us' but that is simply false. I know all the nations of Europe and their mentalities and habits.
    Plus it's Bulgaria not Russia. We don't have money to drink as much as them or you Scotch. TBH if I was as rich as an average Russian person I'd probably be alcoholic as well because wont know in what to invest my money.
     
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    Cheeki breeki

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    Ebaty suka blyat eto tochno tak brat. Vodka eto znachit sila... nu tolyko v STALKER.
    By the way I'm saying this once again STALKER Clear Sky is the best FPS ever made.
     
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    They all are, there are NO other games that deliver the same immersive shooting and atmosphere.

    Metro 2033 gets really close but loses very fast in the open-world department.
     
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    I don't drink alcohol nor do I smoke. I'm content to stay this way :)
     

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    I wonder whether CalculuS gets this sentence...
     
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    Look it is, i'm half russian half German, so i can basically swim all day in vodka mixed with beer...

    You gotta have good tolerance and stomach for it, and Genes :D otherwise don't go overboard with it.
     
  18. NomadAssassin

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    My God sir you are the hybrid master race that any alcoholic would want to be :D I did exactly that last night. Since I work in the brewery I used the beer I stole for mixing with some Russkii Standart. Now im vomiting the entire day... just fun stuff, real fun stuff man.
     
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    Well can you overvoltage or overclock yourself a bit? try with baby steps...

    a bit of vodka, rest, a bit of beer, rest, repeat.

    Eat WELL this is super important before drinking, then open up with light beer ya can try Stella Artosis, Wienstefien, Hanniken whatever...
    Vodka- Ruski standart, Finlandiya, Moy Grech( my sin in english).

    This is a start soldier, pass it and we proceed to next lvl.
     
  20. StewieTech

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    How can one hate alcohol? It´s makes everthing better plus there´s a lot of flavours and intensities; man´s best friend.
     

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