Prove to me that Johnny Appleseed wasn't a commie

crushilista

He liked apples, red ones mostly. He planted them all over america. Now, let's review: RED Apples, planting his RED COMMIE SEEDS OF DOUBT all through our soil. Also, whenever I bite into an apple, I hear Stalin telling knock knock jokes. Please someone tell me how Johnny Appleseed is NOT a communist.

ShadowMyth · 11-06-2009, 22:33 | posts: 719 | Location: West Chester, PA | User is Offline

Drugs anyone?

volkov956

Either way are u related to Masterchief2x or something?

crushilista · 11-06-2009, 22:38 | posts: 249 | User is Offline

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Originally Posted by ShadowMyth

Drugs anyone?

True. Drugs may have caused Johnny Appleseed to go and plant commie-apples ,(or as I like to call them, capples), throughout the woods of america. Any more ideas supporting/against Johnny Appleseed?

Also, I have no idea who masterchief2x or whoever is, but I honestly find Halo overrated. This is a legit discussion about Johnny Appleseed. If I am breaking a rule of the forums by posting this someone tell me.

EDIT: Just saw santaclaus aka ^. No I am not, but we both have the same mind set ^_^.

volkov956

he was referring to u taking drugs

crushilista · 11-06-2009, 22:48 | posts: 249 | User is Offline

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Originally Posted by volkov956

he was referring to u taking drugs

Oh dear..... oh my.... well umm... this is embarrassing.... *COUGH* what was that?! Anyway, anyone else?

ShadowMyth · *Last edited by ShadowMyth; 11-06-2009 at 22:53.*

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Originally Posted by volkov956

Either way are u related to Masterchief2x or something?

LOL, I was thinking the same thing. I checked his profile, it may be drugs, but more likely lack of sleep & sugar. He's just a kid.

igorcankickyou · 11-06-2009, 23:29 | posts: 1,465 | Location: Atlanta, Georgia | User is Offline

Druh-Druh-Druh-Drugs!

crushilista · 11-06-2009, 23:39 | posts: 249 | User is Offline

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Originally Posted by ShadowMyth

LOL, I was thinking the same thing. I checked his profile, it may be drugs, but more likely lack of sleep & sugar. He's just a kid.

Aww come on man. I'm going to be 17 in February, I'm not too much of a kid lol. This was the spawn of me being bored and thinking of Johnny Appleseed in History.

bp9801 · 11-06-2009, 23:41 | posts: 1,477 | Location: New Mexico | User is Offline

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Originally Posted by crushilista

Aww come on man. I'm going to be 17 in February, I'm not too much of a kid lol. This was the spawn of me being bored and thinking of Johnny Appleseed in History.

16 going on 17 still qualifies as a kid in most every country.

ndude555 · 11-07-2009, 00:11 | posts: 71 | User is Offline

Johnny Appleseed, er John Chapman is actually in my family genealogy. Definitely not commie.

nvlddmkm · 11-07-2009, 00:15 | posts: 1,465 | Location: Indiana | User is Offline

Johnny Appleseed (September 26, 1774 – February 18, 1845), born John Chapman, was an American pioneer nurseryman who introduced apple trees to large parts of Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois. He became an American legend while still alive, largely because of his kind and generous ways, his great leadership in conservation, and the symbolic importance of apples.

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vidra · 11-07-2009, 00:20 | posts: 1,699 | Location: Novi Sad, Serbia | User is Offline

Jonnyboy · 11-07-2009, 00:25 | posts: 1,248 | Location: California | User is Offline

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Originally Posted by bp9801

16 going on 17 still qualifies as a kid in most every country.

I'm 21 but I think he still has time to mature.I'm 21but I feel like i in my late 50's when it comes to my soul and psychical state

Finchwizard

WTF is wrong with you people. Geez.

igorcankickyou · 11-07-2009, 00:48 | posts: 1,465 | Location: Atlanta, Georgia | User is Offline

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Originally Posted by Finchwizard

WTF is wrong with you people. Geez.

im wondering the same, been gone for a week and come back to only find pointless threads after another.

vbetts · *Last edited by vbetts; 11-07-2009 at 02:00.*

Blood is red. COMMUNISM!

My car is red. COMMUNISM!

Red stop lights are red. COMMUNISM!

It's a red apple. COMMUNISM!

A section of the windows logo is red. COMMUNISM!

Gingers have red hair. NO SOUL WHICH MEANS COMMUNISM!

Seriously though, it's a ****ing apple. You're reading too much into it. I'll prove to you that Johnny Appleseed wasn't a commie when you prove to me that you aren't on the pills.

FreeFall · 11-07-2009, 03:53 | posts: 302 | Location: Sydney, Australia | User is Offline

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Originally Posted by crushilista

he liked apples, red ones mostly. He planted them all over america. Now, let's review: red apples, planting his red commie seeds of doubt all through our soil. Also, whenever i bite into an apple, i hear stalin telling knock knock jokes. Please someone tell me how johnny appleseed is not a communist.

lol.

John · 11-07-2009, 04:01 | posts: 14,284 | Location: Norway | User is Offline

Closed.