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Funny agry anti-console fanboy rant
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Default Funny agry anti-console fanboy rant - 11-04-2007, 10:57 | posts: 3,376 | Location: Old Europe

Hehe, found this rant in a differnt forum. Everybody got really upset, I just found it very funny and in some ways - true!

Console fanboys, the most vicious people in all the internets. They are all convinced that entertainment systems rule the world and anyone who plays a system different to theirs is "evil" and needs to immediately be informed of that fact. In their mind, Microsoft is Nazism, Sony is capitalism, Nintendo is communism, and SEGA is Ann Coulter. Master Chief is Jesus, except when you mention that fratboys play Halo. Constantly in a state of flustered, impotent nerd rage, they're usually fat, acne-ridden and have an IQ of five or so. The only way of getting a teenage fanboy out of this state is by intense psychological therapy which may have some side effects, like being an emo fag.

   
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