Mike's dead!!!

Klay · 04-14-2001, 13:07 | posts: 136 | Location: Manila

"MIKE IS DEAD!" 
 
Two guys in a bar...one says, "Did you hear the news - Mike is dead!" 
 
"Woooo, what the hell happened to him?" 
 
"Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and 
when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly 
and boom! He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he 
crashed through the sunroof - went flying through the air and 
smashed through my upstairs bedroom window!" 
 
"What a horrible way to die!" 
 
"No, no, he survived that...that didn't kill him at all. So, 
he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in 
broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique 
wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to 
try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when 
bang! This massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, 
crushing him and breaking most of his bones!" 
 
"What a way to go, that's terrible!" 
 
"No, no, that didn't kill him! He survived that! He managed 
to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, 
he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his 
weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on the 
first floor. In mid-air, all the broken banister poles spin 
and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right 
through him." 
 
"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" 
 
"No, no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's 
on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls 
into the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but 
reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh! The whole 
thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him." 
 
"Man, what a way to go!" 
 
"No, no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the 
ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and 
tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he 
grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall 
and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got 
electrocuted, wallop! 10,000 volts shot through him." 
 
"Now that is one awful way to go!" 
 
"No, no, he survived that, he...." 
 
"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?" 
 
"I shot him!" 
 
"You shot him?! What the hell did you shoot him for?!" 
 
"He was wrecking my frickin' house!" 
 
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04-14-2001, 15:02 | posts: n/a

how US like. property is more important then fellow man's life. <IMG SRC="smileys/frown.gif">

Vincent MacLeod · 04-14-2001, 15:14 | posts: 1,641 | Location: I don't live anywhere, I stay every

IN THE DAYS BEFORE MEMORY THERE WERE THE IMMORTALS 
WE WERE WITH YOU THEN AND WERE WITH YOU NOW 
WE ARE DRIVEN BY THE ENDLESS FIGHT TO SURVIVE 
IN A GAME WHICH KNOWS NO LIMIT OF TIME AND PLACE 
WE ARE THE SEEDS OF LEGEND 
BUT OUR TRUE ORIGIN ARE UNKNOWN 
WE SIMPLY ARE 
BECAUSE... 
IN THE END THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE 
 
CONNER MACLEOD 
(ENDGAME) 
 
He should survive the shot <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">

Klay · 04-14-2001, 16:36 | posts: 136 | Location: Manila

LOL... 
should've gotten the samurai instead of the gun and just cut the head off, tsk! tsk! wrong move ... now mike's gonna come back for him... <IMG SRC="smileys/evil.gif">

Vincent MacLeod · 04-14-2001, 18:00 | posts: 1,641 | Location: I don't live anywhere, I stay every

LOL <IMG SRC="smileys/sticktongue.gif"> It is Katana or Musamune.