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Default 04-14-2001, 14:07 | posts: 128 | Location: Manila

"MIKE IS DEAD!"<br>
<br>
Two guys in a bar...one says, "Did you hear the news - Mike is dead!"<br>
<br>
"Woooo, what the hell happened to him?"<br>
<br>
"Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and<br>
when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly<br>
and boom! He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he<br>
crashed through the sunroof - went flying through the air and<br>
smashed through my upstairs bedroom window!"<br>
<br>
"What a horrible way to die!"<br>
<br>
"No, no, he survived that...that didn't kill him at all. So,<br>
he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in<br>
broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique<br>
wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to<br>
try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when<br>
bang! This massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him,<br>
crushing him and breaking most of his bones!"<br>
<br>
"What a way to go, that's terrible!"<br>
<br>
"No, no, that didn't kill him! He survived that! He managed<br>
to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing,<br>
he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his<br>
weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on the<br>
first floor. In mid-air, all the broken banister poles spin<br>
and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right<br>
through him."<br>
<br>
"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"<br>
<br>
"No, no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's<br>
on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls<br>
into the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but<br>
reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh! The whole<br>
thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."<br>
<br>
"Man, what a way to go!"<br>
<br>
"No, no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the<br>
ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and<br>
tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he<br>
grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall<br>
and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got<br>
electrocuted, wallop! 10,000 volts shot through him."<br>
<br>
"Now that is one awful way to go!"<br>
<br>
"No, no, he survived that, he...."<br>
<br>
"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"<br>
<br>
"I shot him!"<br>
<br>
"You shot him?! What the hell did you shoot him for?!"<br>
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"He was wrecking my frickin' house!" <br>
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Default 04-14-2001, 16:02 | posts: n/a

how US like. property is more important then fellow man's life. <IMG SRC="smileys/frown.gif">
   
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Default 04-14-2001, 16:14 | posts: 1,557 | Location: I don't live anywhere, I stay every

IN THE DAYS BEFORE MEMORY THERE WERE THE IMMORTALS<br>
WE WERE WITH YOU THEN AND WERE WITH YOU NOW<br>
WE ARE DRIVEN BY THE ENDLESS FIGHT TO SURVIVE<br>
IN A GAME WHICH KNOWS NO LIMIT OF TIME AND PLACE<br>
WE ARE THE SEEDS OF LEGEND<br>
BUT OUR TRUE ORIGIN ARE UNKNOWN<br>
WE SIMPLY ARE<br>
BECAUSE...<br>
IN THE END THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE<br>
<br>
CONNER MACLEOD<br>
(ENDGAME)<br>
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He should survive the shot <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
   
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Default 04-14-2001, 17:36 | posts: 128 | Location: Manila

LOL...<br>
should've gotten the samurai instead of the gun and just cut the head off, tsk! tsk! wrong move ... now mike's gonna come back for him... <IMG SRC="smileys/evil.gif">
   
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Default 04-14-2001, 19:00 | posts: 1,557 | Location: I don't live anywhere, I stay every

LOL <IMG SRC="smileys/sticktongue.gif"> It is Katana or Musamune.
   
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