Funny agry anti-console fanboy rant

dune2

Hehe, found this rant in a differnt forum. Everybody got really upset, I just found it very funny and in some ways - true!

Console fanboys, the most vicious people in all the internets. They are all convinced that entertainment systems rule the world and anyone who plays a system different to theirs is "evil" and needs to immediately be informed of that fact. In their mind, Microsoft is Nazism, Sony is capitalism, Nintendo is communism, and SEGA is Ann Coulter. Master Chief is Jesus, except when you mention that fratboys play Halo. Constantly in a state of flustered, impotent nerd rage, they're usually fat, acne-ridden and have an IQ of five or so. The only way of getting a teenage fanboy out of this state is by intense psychological therapy which may have some side effects, like being an emo fag.

Lycronis · 11-04-2007, 11:00 | posts: 1,039 | Location: South China, Maine USA

Heheh, that is pretty much dead on.

scoutingwraith · 11-04-2007, 13:51 | posts: 9,259 | Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

rofl........

this post can be more true than this.

Keitosha · 11-04-2007, 18:19 | posts: 4,380 | Location: Omicron Persei Windows 8 Pro WMC

True true! Hits the nail on the head.

I really can't stand fanboys. I also hated the so called console war in the 90's between Nintendo and SEGA. Everyone cursing each other about how cool Sonic was and how kiddy Mario was bla bla.... i loved the systems from both companies and i haven't changed. I love gaming, so i love all the systems and i don't mind which platform which game has.

Like the pointless discussion lately about the Wii being a casual console for casual gamers. Who are some to call me a casual gamer, just because i like a system that's considered casual? I play alot on my systems (PC, Wii, PS2, Xbox 1/360, DS Lite, PSP) and i'm playing alot with the Wii lately. So that makes me a hardcore casual gamer.

willvx · 11-05-2007, 01:33 | posts: 230

Hrrrmmm, I've already been through the emo fag stage...what do I do know?

Nafta · 11-05-2007, 04:10 | posts: 460 | Location: Who? What? Where?

Pffft, we are all fanboys in a way or another. This forum is more for computer fanboys, it is a PC forum.

Keitosha · 11-05-2007, 10:59 | posts: 4,380 | Location: Omicron Persei Windows 8 Pro WMC

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Originally Posted by Nafta

Pffft, we are all fanboys in a way or another. This forum is more for computer fanboys, it is a PC forum.

"AMD pwns da P4!!!", "No! P4 pwns da AMD cuz it haz HT", "AMD sucks and anyone with AMD systems are dumb...... C2D for all!", "AMD is still cooler than your C2D bla bla bla".

See the resemblance? Fanboys.... BLEH!!!!! Just get the system you like.

And now for ATi and Nvidia..............

Psytek · 11-05-2007, 13:25 | posts: 3,370 | Location: UK

Its all about sparc processors... all u intel fanboys and ati lovers can go suck my bbc electron!

Keitosha · *Last edited by Keitosha; 11-05-2007 at 16:06.*

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Originally Posted by Psytek

Its all about sparc processors... all u intel fanboys and ati lovers can go suck my bbc electron!

Not fair! Don't forget number 1: VIA!!

/jk

klambre · 11-05-2007, 16:08 | posts: 1,724 | Location: safe place

damm...

I search an emoticon to express this, but I have not found.

We need a smilie "I hate fan boys" like this

Keitosha · *Last edited by Keitosha; 11-05-2007 at 21:23.*

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Originally Posted by klambre

damm...

I search an emoticon to express this, but I have not found.

We need a smilie "I hate fan boys" like this

Yeah! In the pit with those fanboys! I want an avatar of that.

So to all the fanboys: Shut up! Enjoy your things! You don't want an appointment with this guy, now do you?

And if you still don't get it, this guy will jump on you!