pssssssssssssss splash. This is too funny. Are they going to set up microphones in the toilets with computers listening for splash sounds that then alert a security guard who has to listen to it as well? I wouldnt put it past the EU parliament tbh lol.
Stupid feminists and their crazy ideas. Next time you know they demand the male population to stop being....... men or manly. Like we need to cut off our manhood, dress like girls, cry over everything, polishing nails, women taking over men's bathrooms (ohh... already happening), becoming transgender, watching Twilight, do the household and so on.... But then again, Sweden: where more and more is illegal for men. Like having sex without a condom is illegal (how they make children is beyond me then). Is there an opposing voice? What would be the opposite of feminists? :banana: The solution: The sorry sods!
The EU MPs should take a pay cut. It isnt healthy for the rest of us to see our taxes wasted so badly.
I always use the urinal in a public restroom if one is available and I have never missed the target in my life. The issue here is bad aim, not prostate cancer prevention. :3eyes:
thank god for feminazis, always good for a laugh. when are they going to get over this whole jealousy thing? just because they can't write their name in the snow no one should?
and if you're sitting you don't have to worry about it getting 'out of hand' Beyond this comical twist on words the whole premise of the topic is so laughable I assume it has to be a joke.
Yeah...seems like an Onion News report. I love that CYE bit though. Funkhouser: Why do you pee sitting down?! Larry: Many reasons... Funkhouser: You crap standing up? Other than that...if you can't aim for FFS wipe your damn piss up. My uncles friend caught some hobo sh!tting on the floor in a restroom, he grabbed him by his ponytail and rubbed his face in it...you know like how a cat/dog is trained not to go on the floor in your house...I'm sure he learned his lesson.
That's why we're all indebted to Michael Douglas. He found an even more awesome way to get cancer than cigarettes and alcohol!
If this were to happen in the UK i'd be all for it because remodeling our public toilets would involve having to clean them one would assume? And our public toilets haven't been cleaned since 1989.
The article just reads like a bunch of moany people who got annoyed about piss on the seats and floor. Partly i can understand that, but it would be impossible to enforce so why did anyone even bring up such a idea. It might be better for the prostate to sit down, but it's certainly not more hygienic for the guy doing the pissing to sit down.
Haha. It's true enough that sitting down in a public restroom in the UK is far more dangerous to a persons health than pissing while standing up. I've never seen a clean one.