"MIKE IS DEAD!"<br> <br> Two guys in a bar...one says, "Did you hear the news - Mike is dead!"<br> <br> "Woooo, what the hell happened to him?"<br> <br> "Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and<br> when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly<br> and boom! He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he<br> crashed through the sunroof - went flying through the air and<br> smashed through my upstairs bedroom window!"<br> <br> "What a horrible way to die!"<br> <br> "No, no, he survived that...that didn't kill him at all. So,<br> he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in<br> broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique<br> wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to<br> try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when<br> bang! This massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him,<br> crushing him and breaking most of his bones!"<br> <br> "What a way to go, that's terrible!"<br> <br> "No, no, that didn't kill him! He survived that! He managed<br> to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing,<br> he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his<br> weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on the<br> first floor. In mid-air, all the broken banister poles spin<br> and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right<br> through him."<br> <br> "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"<br> <br> "No, no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's<br> on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls<br> into the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but<br> reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh! The whole<br> thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."<br> <br> "Man, what a way to go!"<br> <br> "No, no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the<br> ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and<br> tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he<br> grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall<br> and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got<br> electrocuted, wallop! 10,000 volts shot through him."<br> <br> "Now that is one awful way to go!"<br> <br> "No, no, he survived that, he...."<br> <br> "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"<br> <br> "I shot him!"<br> <br> "You shot him?! What the hell did you shoot him for?!"<br> <br> "He was wrecking my frickin' house!" <br> <br> <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
IN THE DAYS BEFORE MEMORY THERE WERE THE IMMORTALS<br> WE WERE WITH YOU THEN AND WERE WITH YOU NOW<br> WE ARE DRIVEN BY THE ENDLESS FIGHT TO SURVIVE<br> IN A GAME WHICH KNOWS NO LIMIT OF TIME AND PLACE<br> WE ARE THE SEEDS OF LEGEND<br> BUT OUR TRUE ORIGIN ARE UNKNOWN<br> WE SIMPLY ARE<br> BECAUSE...<br> IN THE END THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE<br> <br> CONNER MACLEOD<br> (ENDGAME)<br> <br> He should survive the shot <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
LOL...<br> should've gotten the samurai instead of the gun and just cut the head off, tsk! tsk! wrong move ... now mike's gonna come back for him... <IMG SRC="smileys/evil.gif">