You should follow those two around and take pictures of them without their knowing. Then get them framed (the pictures i mean) and hang them on the walls in your lounge. Then just invite them around for a chat and see what happens.
LDS - Latter day saints. They are persistent and annoying but I promise they wont hurt you, lol. I love debating them on their biblical views. I invite them into my house when ever they come around and after about 5 minutes with me, they can't wait to leave.
Either "you or anyone in ur family" is related to political/masonic/mafia///.... well man.... or may be these guys just want to have some kind of funny jokes with you...... like casting Tv serials....
Lol. Unfortunately, spreading the gospel is a "civic duty" if you will, and the bible states you have to do it. Unfortunately, a lot of people get really pushy and step outside the bounds of simply "sharing". I personally only bother if the people in question seem receptive. I'm well aware that most non religious people simply want to be left alone.
Years ago we invited them in, told them we weren't interested but they were welcome to eat. offered them wine, they don't drink, they were really polite, when my dad lit a joint after dinner in the backyard they politely made there way out.
I don't take to kindly to these God selling door to door folk; I've had them show up at my door before... they won't be back.
dude you sound like a pushover :X don't be like that, it never helps in life. you don't want to be easily influenced or persuaded like a 6 year old girl. Be a man, tell them to leave you alone, and next time if you don't want to talk to anyone, say "excuse me I am not interested."
: the catching point.... May be something "fishy" was progressing in that area.....as u said [military]....
I love to piss off them like that. Ask them some religious paradoxes, use common sense, a bit of psychology and philosophy and they´ll leave your house feeling like idiots. Why do people belive in god like it was santa claus anyway? You know, a big old man with a long white beard, someone who´s "somewhere up there" seeing if people behave well or bad and will deliver something according to their conduct...; i say, use your brain - nowadays we have the information we need to understand the fact that there is some answers we´ll most probably never get the answer, and someone who believes that the gods put any evidence of their (possible) existence here on earth are still in the infancy of knowledge. No, Jesus wasn´t the son of god. Yes, he was real and amazing alright. Fantastic in theory, just like communism. Anyway, insanity is the normal human condition if you think of it; just bite your tongue and take ir raw.