An American, a French, a Chinese, and an Indonesian were on a cruise. After dinner they gathered on the port side, viewing the ocean, and had a conversation. Not long, they started to show off how great their home country was. The American pulled a carton of Marlboro from his coat, took a pack, threw the rest of the packs to the ocean. He opened the pack, took one cigarette, lighted it up, then threw the pack into the ocean. The Indonesian said: Whoaa, why you threw that? It's such a waste! American: It's all right, we have plenty of those back home The French then started to show off. He took a bottle of a very expensive French perfume. He sprayed the perfume to his body once, then threw it into the ocean. The Indonesian said: Whoaa, why you threw that? It's such a waste! French: It's all right, we have plenty of those back home. Then out of sudden, the Indonesian grabbed the Chinese, picked him up, and threw him into the ocean. The American and French were shocked and asked in unison: What the hell, why did you do that? Indonesian (calmly): It's all right, we have plenty of those back home.
The guy is a politician. Not sure about the girl so don't get that one unless she's just another character in the game.
Great jokes gurus, many of which I liked. They at least brighten my boring day sitting in this $hitting office! Keep the jokes cumming guys.
My new girlfriend said she had never seen a penis before so I showed her mine. WOW she said it looks just like a cock but smaller.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming like his passengers.
