Female friend wants a birthday present.....help.

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  1. RedSeptember

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    Buy her camo underwear.
     
  2. Ade 1

    Ade 1 Master Guru

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    Wouldn't bother with anything then - why waste your money if you're not going to get a shag out of it - unless she's that way inclined.

    If you really feel obliged, then get her a scarf and some gloves so she can strangle and hang her bf then go out with you.
     
  3. sverek

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    1) go to her home.
    2) make her salad + some alcohol.
    3) ...
    4) profit!
     
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  4. daffy101

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    The danger is if you get a good a novel gift is that you will out do the BF gift. Something simple that shows you have given at least 10 minutes thought to it. A pocket warmer if it gets cold hunting, a simple hip flask depends completely on your price range something she might use more than once.
     

  5. Pill Monster

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    Oh and some light reading...:D

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  6. kiya

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    give her your 580s... ;)
     
  7. killer_939

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    Every girl that age would already have one or a collection of them, lol.
     
  8. Palerider

    Palerider Ancient Guru

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    What do you want out of this relationship? Yeah, it's pretty much a rhetorical question.....
    Girls want to be "friends"
    Guys want to bone the hell out of their friend. That or you'll fall in love with her.

    Bottom line- you can't be just friends. Not possible.



    I that light, take her out for dinner. Here's a hint: If she orders the chicken, she digs you. If she wants steak and lobster, run.
     
  9. sverek

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    But what happens if she vegetarian hunter?
     
  10. WhiteLightning

    WhiteLightning Don Illuminati Staff Member

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    This!

    So how about some eatable lingerie ?
     

  11. cowie

    cowie Ancient Guru

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    Dont get her a whole lot.
    a bed bath and beyond 20 dollar gift certficate sounds about right.

    He aint even at the shovel point yet
     
  12. Anarion

    Anarion Ancient Guru

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    Why would woman at that age ask present from someone who is just a friend? She needs to grow up...
     
  13. BLEH!

    BLEH! Ancient Guru

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    Couple bottles of cheap vodka...
     
  14. Andrés

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    :heh: deluxe

    To the OP, she's just teasing you. Just give her some chocolates or some small gift and it will be fine. No alcohol!
     
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    Can't tell if serious or not, but if yes, you have issues. If no, which I'm guessing is the case, then :grin:
     

  16. kaingr

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    get her a camopainted thong be playfull dude and let her boyfriend worry about the rest
     
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    present her your junk wrapped with gift wrapping , she would get to business right away!! thank me later
     
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    she sounds a bit weird, get her a new sound blaster ZxR.
     
  20. StewieTech

    StewieTech Chuck Norris

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    lmao!
     

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